Meh, I give it a 5 out of 10.  People are saying that change is good, but when you change everything it's just plain terrible.  Unless you just so happen to be a changeling and can transform into all of my favorite pornstars in 3 minutes to get me off, don't try to convince me that change is a natural part of life.  Only redeeming factors of DmC Devil May Cry are that Dante's Devil Trigger reminds me of Kratos' Rage of Sparta from God of War III, Vergil's character is more organized and less level-headed, the trophy/achievement titles are all references to the REAL Devil May Cry games, Dante entering Limbo and his ability to see what Mundus says in big text reminds me of the Lens of Truth from The Legend of Zelda, and the surprise twist ending that is nearly impossible to comprehend. All I will reveal about the ending is somebody develops the Wesker complex.  Oh yeah.

I came so close to committing suicide after Dante having a white wig fall on his head and hearing him say "Not in a million years."  Fuck him. Now when I see or hear "Dante Must Die", I will forever think of ANY possible moment this fake Dante came close to dying, being a Nephilim or not.